best random mail ever!
To the kind soul(s) who sent Chaz and I this in the mail the other day...
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
posted by bag marla at 5:57 p.m.
1.31.2007
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7 Comments:
That's funny shit man. Who's Jack Wood?
What??? Who sent you this naked man? I can't make out all of the markered stuff...what does it say? This is ridiculous.
I'm really sorry you can't make out the gold on this calendar. It features Trevor Hallet’s steps for improving his tallywacker:
Inspect neighbour’s wood. Check for diseases.
Get wood.
Handle wood.
Show off log to neighbour.
Handle wood.
Clean up mess from frequent wood handling.
Polish axe handle.
Check for splinters.
Work n removing unsightly tan lines.
Sharpen axe.
Perform home circumcision. Chopity chop chop.
Sharpen axe again.
Recheck for splinters.
Call Jack Wood.
If I could actually read I would have posted this instead of the above:
Hi, my name's Trevor Hallet. I'm single. Want me to stick my axe in your slit? or perhaps just something woody.
Did you get the whole calendar, or just the January page? I'm just wondering if we can expect 11 more months of these gems!!! So funny!
Gosh, I'd never thought of that...I sure hope I get a new one each month! That would be entirely too much fun!
ARgh! Why does blogger hate me so much? Ever since I switched over strange things happen all the time.
Strange thing that relates to this: It erases my post! Grrr.
I wanted to say that I'm on board with Buggy. I hope that more of these show up. Tres amusment!
*dies a little of jealousy over random mailings*
Dear anyone who reads this: If you'd like to randomly send me funny stuff like this I wouldn't protest in the slightest.
*crosses fingers that this will finally post* (I can't believe it's been so long since I've been here! Thank youstress leave for giving me time to check in on my friends' blogs!
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